You called one of our most respected broadcasters “love”? Russell! You’re supposed to have turned over a new leaf and renounced your sexist ways!
Ruth kicks you neatly in the balls. That’s the cue for Eamonn Holmes to appear from backstage and bravely put the boot in while you’re down – another sharp thwack to the knackers.
ITV cuts to a break, but the damage is done. ‘Eamonn Holmes PWNS Russell Brand lmao!!!” racks up six million hits on YouTube by the end of the day.
YOU’VE BEEN PWNED BY HOLMES
Written by James Rose