You decide to prance off for a gut-busting full English breakfast. As you prance, you excitedly tell Noel of your plans for revolution in that inimitable half-estuary, half-Dickensian vernacular.
Unfortunately, passers-by keep shouting out ‘Parklife!’ every time you finish a sentence.
Oh noes! People repeatedly yelling Damon Albarn lyrics has sent Noel into a horrific drugs flashback!
Noel is taken away to undergo a full psychiatric evaluation. When the news gets out that you’ve landed one of our most beloved musicians in hospital, your popularity will plummet.
What will you do?